Massive hangover

Today, in the year of our Lord 2008,
Kelvin was called from the cares of the world.
He stopped crying at the end of each beautiful day.
The stories he wrote had too long been without silence.

He was found naked and dead,
With a smile in his face, a pen and 1000 pages of erased text.

(knock on wood)

You should try this

Feigning mental imbalance, mental incapacities and suicidal tendencies is a perfect and sure-fire way to excuse yourself from those tricky, embarrasing and those other uncomfortable situations.

You could also use it on your professors, if you're good enough.

Listen

"Your beauty is like that if a wildflower in a barren field"

I overheard an acquaintance toss off the following line to his girl-friend (a female friend, not a lover). A day after I overheard this line, he told me it's translation:

"Ikaw lang ang available, maganda ka na din, kaysa sa wala.
You'll just have to make do."

That sly bastard. n_n

Age disparity in sexual relationships

The "half-your-age-plus-seven" rule

Graph of the "Half-Your-Age-Plus-Seven" Rule

The "half-your-age-plus-seven rule" is one rule of thumb defining a mathematical formula to judge whether the age difference in an intimate relationship is socially acceptable Mathematically speaking, the rule is:

25% either way rule

An alternative to the "Half plus Seven" Rule listed above, there is also a less well known rule - 25% either way.
Therefore, if a male is 24, he is allowed to target females between 18 and 30.
If a male is 40, he is socially allowed to go for females between 30 and 50.

(found this in wikipedia. a very interesting read)

Field Report, August 4 to August 9

The Kino Escalade is a powerful tool. Find out what it is, and use it.
kept Kino short but frequent. As things escalated, lessen the frequency, but start getting more intimate/intense.
Started using it last monday and so far it has produced the most amusing results.

Will report additional details later

Shut up you overrated doormat

"This also typically involves the man buying her gifts, giving her rides to places, voluntarily taking the short end of the stick at every occasion, and basically being a doormat, in order to prove that he is "a good guy," but generally it translates to the woman as "weak." Then when he eventually comes forward with his feelings towards her, known as a ladder jump, it typically takes the woman by surprise and she rejects his offer." -Ladder Theory

I observe this in a lot of guys. Where's your spine you bastards.

Where do I start?

1. Loss of motivation
2. Unavoidable, uhmm... circumstances
3. Alcoholism
4. Education vs very promising job opportunity
5. Relational problems with... uhm.... yeah. her.
6. Asthma and possible lung defect
7. Growing dread for the unknown
8. Degenerating ties
9. Creative exhaustion
10. A broken friendship
11. Thesis. ugh.
12. Growing apathy for the outside world

Now comes the 13th problem: from where do I start solving these?
There seems to be a cycle in these events for some seem to be correlated with each other. Unless I find the root of all these misfortunes, I will continue being the bastard that I swore that I would never become all these years. I am desperate, comments are welcome.