Be wary, my Loyal Followers, for the realization of our purpose is in sight!
Why are you silent now? Why have you stopped publicly showing off your alleged "cool" behavior? Why have you kept in a corner now while just sometime ago you were shouting and thought that other people were oblivious to the fact on that thing you were doing. Have you finally realized the futility of your actions? Have you finally felt the hate and anger that was emanating from my very soul? You talk to me now, expecting me to talk back, would you think I am not stupid not to notice? You undermine me, Oh Inferior One. You may have resolved to be more sociable to me but I know that you continue to do whatever is it you do when you are all alone with your group. But that wouldn't change anything for I am antisocial by nature.
Take heed my faithful servants, my loyal followers. Be wary of the trumpet's call and when the time comes to sound it, we will crush them under the soles of our feet. We will let them know the suffering that they have frantically escaped for every moment in their life. We will forcefully introduce to them the true meaning of pain not just their so called "pain" like eyestrain from too much crying for the characters of some insipid movie or being dumped by some guy fortunate enough not to make the mistake of being with them.
They have oppressed us for too long, the time is nearing for our violent revolt. Never believe in their false promises of friendship, never take the hand that will soon curl into a fist the moment that you do something that causes them displeasure. They have already betrayed us once, never fall for it again. Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, shame on me.
We have been together for so long and shared the same sentiments, never give up now! Do not forget the innumerable bottles of liquor that we have mulled this matter over. Never forget the endless scheming that consumed us until the day that it will be all realized. We are in sight of our goal and we have sacrificed too much for us to give up now.
Therefore, as the most humble leader of our school of thought which I shall call the "Neo-Armageddon Evangelists", we will chain these infidels and make them toil under the sun of our Most Glorious Empire. But as recognition to their efforts, the most prominent ones shall be subjected to "special treatment". I therefore appoint The Beastfighter to feed and bathe my dog regularly. It is called Cerberus, which gives you an idea on how docile and cute this little dog is. I appoint The Fat Bastard Who Is Not Fat But I'll Call Him Anyways as my Royal Dishwasher and Royal Custodian to wash the dishes and clean the bathroom of my most loyal servants. He will not clean my Royal Residence for I like to do my own housekeeping. And as for him Who Does Not Deserve My Mercy, I will appoint him as my Royal Emissary. It means that I will send him off to countries that oppose my will and if the need arises, they may use him for some much needed target practice.
Read the signs, my faithful followers, read the signs! For they will provide you with insights that no one can ever give you for it is an idea that is conceived by yourself and for yourself. They will provide you with the courses of action to stop this abomination that is filling up the minds of the ignorant and the drifters today. Learn to close your minds against these unfruitful impulses, for in tolerance and pain we shall grow stronger. Never show signs on the feelings of hatred and anger so that when we finally rise out from the shadows and strike, we shall completely take them by surprise. When we strike, they will be taken in by awe of our Most Marvelous and Machiavellian stratagem that they pretended to know and understand at first then abandoned in other useless pursuits.
Take heed faithful followers, take heed. The time is near. It's nearer than you think.
Take heed my faithful servants, my loyal followers. Be wary of the trumpet's call and when the time comes to sound it, we will crush them under the soles of our feet. We will let them know the suffering that they have frantically escaped for every moment in their life. We will forcefully introduce to them the true meaning of pain not just their so called "pain" like eyestrain from too much crying for the characters of some insipid movie or being dumped by some guy fortunate enough not to make the mistake of being with them.
They have oppressed us for too long, the time is nearing for our violent revolt. Never believe in their false promises of friendship, never take the hand that will soon curl into a fist the moment that you do something that causes them displeasure. They have already betrayed us once, never fall for it again. Screw me once, shame on you. Screw me twice, shame on me.
We have been together for so long and shared the same sentiments, never give up now! Do not forget the innumerable bottles of liquor that we have mulled this matter over. Never forget the endless scheming that consumed us until the day that it will be all realized. We are in sight of our goal and we have sacrificed too much for us to give up now.
Therefore, as the most humble leader of our school of thought which I shall call the "Neo-Armageddon Evangelists", we will chain these infidels and make them toil under the sun of our Most Glorious Empire. But as recognition to their efforts, the most prominent ones shall be subjected to "special treatment". I therefore appoint The Beastfighter to feed and bathe my dog regularly. It is called Cerberus, which gives you an idea on how docile and cute this little dog is. I appoint The Fat Bastard Who Is Not Fat But I'll Call Him Anyways as my Royal Dishwasher and Royal Custodian to wash the dishes and clean the bathroom of my most loyal servants. He will not clean my Royal Residence for I like to do my own housekeeping. And as for him Who Does Not Deserve My Mercy, I will appoint him as my Royal Emissary. It means that I will send him off to countries that oppose my will and if the need arises, they may use him for some much needed target practice.
Read the signs, my faithful followers, read the signs! For they will provide you with insights that no one can ever give you for it is an idea that is conceived by yourself and for yourself. They will provide you with the courses of action to stop this abomination that is filling up the minds of the ignorant and the drifters today. Learn to close your minds against these unfruitful impulses, for in tolerance and pain we shall grow stronger. Never show signs on the feelings of hatred and anger so that when we finally rise out from the shadows and strike, we shall completely take them by surprise. When we strike, they will be taken in by awe of our Most Marvelous and Machiavellian stratagem that they pretended to know and understand at first then abandoned in other useless pursuits.
Take heed faithful followers, take heed. The time is near. It's nearer than you think.
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