The Vain and Insane
To help others in the hunting down and the public burning at the stake of these so-called "The Vain and Insane" witches, we shall profile the observed cases in three groups. These are the general profiles so you could also add some suggestions if you feel that they are not complete.
Profile 1: The Garbage-Mouth.
This type is overly expressive with his/her ideas. This type also laughs in a very carrying manner. One can conclude upon hearing his/her laugh that he/she is making sure that everyone knows that the garbage mouth has something that he/she and her friends have some chismis and the others don't have any knowledge on this. Therefore, the typical garbage mouth wants to become the center of attention by making everyone go over and ask him/her what it is all about.
This type also is obsessed with cusswords. The garbage mouth hurls these so often that if you are within earshot of this insane person, you would be covered in spit within a matter of seconds. But what is amusing is that the garbage mouth is not always beautiful. Some of the persons observed with this type of personality are absolutely repulsive, but they somehow affirm themselves through constant self illusion.
One can also observe an unusual concept in the garbage mouth's friendship. It will always make sure that it's friends are always with it for it treats them as possessions or more accurately, trophies on to which it can boast to antisocial persons that she is not alone. We can also observe that it always abuses his/her friends for the garbage mouth almost always ends up annoying it's friends. We can therefore conclude that once deprived of it's friends, it will crumble. But watch out - the garbage mouth has some rather unusual defense mechanisms. Once a friend leaves the confines of the garbage mouth's presence, the garbage mouth will immediately turn all of this person's friends against him/her. This garbage mouth holds coercive power over the circle of friends it owns.
Bring your earplugs. Also consider lugging along your sword to decapitate.
Additional reading: Decree # 8540 (a detail of the garbage mouth's rules)
Profile 2: The Narcissistic Bitch
This bitch has her mirror for a friend. You can always observe her looking at her reflection, and you can almost wish that it was a pool of water, upon which she can drown herself in, like her mythological counterpart, Narcissus.
Another object you would see in her hand AT ALL TIMES is her cell phone. She is constantly punching in text messages to her boyfriend. She is so obsessed with this "love" thing that she would sometimes skip entire classes just to be with her trophy boyfriend who also considers her as a trophy girlfriend. There you have it folks, balance in the fucking universe.
She also has tons of makeup slathered onto her face, conforming to the popular notion of beauty that she fanatically follows and the result is that she looks like a slut. She is also obsessed with her hair and uses it to "allure" the unfortunate persons on which she exercises her amazing slut powers. She shakes her hair to make it seemingly dance (puta sumusunod sa galaw!) and we could say that it is beautiful. But her beauty is only skin deep, for it is observed that she boasts her knowledge but your most humble Dominator exceeds her every time. She thinks slowly and even if this is a handicap in the eyes of people, she sees slowness cute. Suits the stupid bitch she is.
Like the typical "Vain and Insane", we can observe that her psychological age is still at the peak of puberty. She criticizes everything, saying that it is too hard for her to accomplish and there is no more time to do that task. You can also hear her talking about the cute guys she admires and she talks about it constantly with her friends.
This profile can take the form of a cheerleader.
Observe from a distance. Never approach within a proximity of 5 meters. Or her amazing slut powers will take effect.
Profile 3: The airhead boy
This is the most prominent type of "Vain and Insane". This type always acts in a cocky manner if, of course, surrounded by his circle of friends. He is a varsity or a vartisy, whichever he prefers, and he is damn proud of it. As with a basketball, he has a very large head, but what does it contain? Yes, my minions, through the wonders of psychoanalysis, I have concluded that it contains oxygen with trace elements of helium and methane. Yes, air.
This person has a very airy demeanor surrounding him and sometimes you would find him lost in thought (probably remembering his ABC's) only to be shaken awake if you would shout at him. He has no sense of depth and sometimes, he doesn't even make up an illusion of one. One can almost put a pin through his head and watch his head deflate.
One important thing we can observe is that almost always the universe pairs them with the narcissistic bitches because they are easily drawn in by the slut's outward shows of beauty as was expected with a head filled with air.
Never go near this person or he will make you suffer with his stupidity. Consider bringing along a dictionary on which he could improve his mind with, and you could also bop him in the head if he annoys you too much.
Hear me my minions, my hordes ready to throw themselves at my feet the moment I tell them to do so. Hear me so that we may identify and eliminate them immediately. They are detrimental to the evolution of the human race, mixing up their inferior genes with ordinary people.
They might also end up in politics like most stupid people do and make this hellhole of a country worse than it is now.
Take heed, faithful minions. Our purging is near.
Profile 1: The Garbage-Mouth.
This type is overly expressive with his/her ideas. This type also laughs in a very carrying manner. One can conclude upon hearing his/her laugh that he/she is making sure that everyone knows that the garbage mouth has something that he/she and her friends have some chismis and the others don't have any knowledge on this. Therefore, the typical garbage mouth wants to become the center of attention by making everyone go over and ask him/her what it is all about.
This type also is obsessed with cusswords. The garbage mouth hurls these so often that if you are within earshot of this insane person, you would be covered in spit within a matter of seconds. But what is amusing is that the garbage mouth is not always beautiful. Some of the persons observed with this type of personality are absolutely repulsive, but they somehow affirm themselves through constant self illusion.
One can also observe an unusual concept in the garbage mouth's friendship. It will always make sure that it's friends are always with it for it treats them as possessions or more accurately, trophies on to which it can boast to antisocial persons that she is not alone. We can also observe that it always abuses his/her friends for the garbage mouth almost always ends up annoying it's friends. We can therefore conclude that once deprived of it's friends, it will crumble. But watch out - the garbage mouth has some rather unusual defense mechanisms. Once a friend leaves the confines of the garbage mouth's presence, the garbage mouth will immediately turn all of this person's friends against him/her. This garbage mouth holds coercive power over the circle of friends it owns.
Bring your earplugs. Also consider lugging along your sword to decapitate.
Additional reading: Decree # 8540 (a detail of the garbage mouth's rules)
Profile 2: The Narcissistic Bitch
This bitch has her mirror for a friend. You can always observe her looking at her reflection, and you can almost wish that it was a pool of water, upon which she can drown herself in, like her mythological counterpart, Narcissus.
Another object you would see in her hand AT ALL TIMES is her cell phone. She is constantly punching in text messages to her boyfriend. She is so obsessed with this "love" thing that she would sometimes skip entire classes just to be with her trophy boyfriend who also considers her as a trophy girlfriend. There you have it folks, balance in the fucking universe.
She also has tons of makeup slathered onto her face, conforming to the popular notion of beauty that she fanatically follows and the result is that she looks like a slut. She is also obsessed with her hair and uses it to "allure" the unfortunate persons on which she exercises her amazing slut powers. She shakes her hair to make it seemingly dance (puta sumusunod sa galaw!) and we could say that it is beautiful. But her beauty is only skin deep, for it is observed that she boasts her knowledge but your most humble Dominator exceeds her every time. She thinks slowly and even if this is a handicap in the eyes of people, she sees slowness cute. Suits the stupid bitch she is.
Like the typical "Vain and Insane", we can observe that her psychological age is still at the peak of puberty. She criticizes everything, saying that it is too hard for her to accomplish and there is no more time to do that task. You can also hear her talking about the cute guys she admires and she talks about it constantly with her friends.
This profile can take the form of a cheerleader.
Observe from a distance. Never approach within a proximity of 5 meters. Or her amazing slut powers will take effect.
Profile 3: The airhead boy
This is the most prominent type of "Vain and Insane". This type always acts in a cocky manner if, of course, surrounded by his circle of friends. He is a varsity or a vartisy, whichever he prefers, and he is damn proud of it. As with a basketball, he has a very large head, but what does it contain? Yes, my minions, through the wonders of psychoanalysis, I have concluded that it contains oxygen with trace elements of helium and methane. Yes, air.
This person has a very airy demeanor surrounding him and sometimes you would find him lost in thought (probably remembering his ABC's) only to be shaken awake if you would shout at him. He has no sense of depth and sometimes, he doesn't even make up an illusion of one. One can almost put a pin through his head and watch his head deflate.
One important thing we can observe is that almost always the universe pairs them with the narcissistic bitches because they are easily drawn in by the slut's outward shows of beauty as was expected with a head filled with air.
Never go near this person or he will make you suffer with his stupidity. Consider bringing along a dictionary on which he could improve his mind with, and you could also bop him in the head if he annoys you too much.
Hear me my minions, my hordes ready to throw themselves at my feet the moment I tell them to do so. Hear me so that we may identify and eliminate them immediately. They are detrimental to the evolution of the human race, mixing up their inferior genes with ordinary people.
They might also end up in politics like most stupid people do and make this hellhole of a country worse than it is now.
Take heed, faithful minions. Our purging is near.
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