I'm having a great lunch! (and all that shit)

Three friends met at Greenwich festival mall Alabang in Filinvest. They planned to take advantage of the said restaurant's promo P99.00 Pizza All You Can! (I'm having a great lunch). Therefore, looking forward to stuffing themselves full, the three friends did not eat breakfast.

But imagine their disappointment when they observed Greenwich's ingenious strategy to piss the customers availing of this promo: they served a slice of pizza served by a roaming person wearing a funny hat resembling pompoms and cardboard signs saying "Pizza All You Can! (I'm having a great lunch!). The three friends we have here could live with it if their plate was refilled immediately but owing to the restaurant's single oven and their good ingenious strategy, it had an interval of 10 ? 15 minutes. So in turn, the three friends dissipated their annoyance and possibly, hunger, to the other customers. They annoyed the customers. They talked loudly, told mind-shattering jokes on the basis that they were soooo stupid, laughed maliciously and made eyes on the beautiful girls that happened by. It was a miracle they lasted two hours. In the end, they had a great lunch out of their P99 after all.