Neurotic Schizophrenic Conversations I

The following events occured between 2:00 - 3:00 am yesterday. The following is a hazy recollection of events transpired in the "introspective dissection" of the writer with himself.

(telephone ring. after 3 rings you answer it)

Arael: hello?you: whos this?Arael: this is you.
(what? you say to yourself. this must be some kind of those advertising scams of some soap named safeguard but nonetheless, you answer)

you: why did you call?

Arael: to engage in some introspective dissection

you: what? why would I need to analyze myself?

Arael: naggagago ka daw nanaman. you need to take control of the situation.

you: oh. you mean about her?

Arael: yeah. forget her. kung di kayo talaga eh di talaga kayo.

you: yes. I said that to myself already. why would I chase the wind?
(silence from both ends)

you: who are you anyway?

Arael: I am your repressed ideas and thoughts. I am your system id

you: wtf! you are fei fong wong?

Arael: no. actually I am id, his split personality.

you: so I am actually like a fei fong wong personality?Arael: Yes.
(a disbelieving silence from you)

Arael: hey, dont be surprised. anyone who has insane dreams has one.

you: oh really?

Arael: are you listening to Dies Irae?

you: yeah. Arael: that is for the dead isnt it?

you: what do you care? I dedicate this for my dead hopes and dreams.

Arael: you should know, I am your hopes and dreams. I am the impersonation of the divine you, the first idea or mold of the perfect you that you witnessed when you left the world of ideas.

you: sounds plato to me. you his student?
(laughter from both ends as a private joke is shared)

Arael: hey, I have to improve your eternal+knowledge=god theory.

you: how do you do that?

Arael: subconsciously. fyi, I was the one who sent you your dreams of that girl you recently went head over heels last year.

you: you bastard. you knew from the start what was gonna happen do you?Arael: of course. whar does not kill you makes you stronger.

you: of course. Friedrich Nietzsche.
(contemplative silence)

you: I have to get on with my conscious life. see you later.

Arael: sure. call me if you need me. Im here always for you.
(dial tone. phone is put back in it's cradle)

you: of course. I am the only person who I will be with from birth to death. Why am I having conversations with myself? I am crazy as you know. Well, if you are still reading this, you are probably crazy too.