Saturday, October 25, 2008

Is Pablo Banila annoying you? I have a simple proposal.

Ok. You are a female (or even a male) who felt very insecure about a certain Pablo who viewed your homepage because he has a crush on you. He does it at regular intervals and even everyday, establishing his position in your mind as a frigging stalker. You even went to great lengths to make all your posts viewable by contacts only, or worse, changed your site just to evade that... that.... person.

Because many people I know have been complaining, I now have a simple proposal to counter and hopefully shame (if he knows shame) him to the point that he will reconsider his actions and stop his unsettling ways.

I propose that we download his animated GIF headshot and make it as your own headshot. We then view his site as many times as possible and comment on him "who's the bitch now?" repeatedly and until his site crashes.

I predict that he will be very annoyed (let's hope he will be) and stop whatever he is doing to us. However, if he is the attention craving, pathetic and hopeless creep that he is, I think he will be delighted.

God save us all. n_n

ps: any comments and/or suggestions on improving this proposal would very much delight me and his victims. thus, comments and suggestions are very much welcome.

2 Comments:

Blogger Layla said...

press charges for unjust vexation or malicious mischief.

7:36 AM  
Blogger Diana Gonzales said...

He will not be very annoyed. I believe he's not even ACTUALLY viewing your website.

I can imagine that he just leaves his computer on, runs a script and "views" as many websites as possible, and does his everyday job/chores/what-have-you while doing this.

Effective 'di ba? Spamming, pero at least yung mga tao sumasagot sa spam niya through reactions like this. Bulok na kasi ang spam mail. 'Di na effective.

This is what you call web marketing at its finest.

7:35 PM  

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